Our beloved founder speaks
It brings me the greatest of pleasure to welcome you to the beatific bowels of this great site. Yes, by your cunning inquisitiveness, tenacious pursuit of the unknown, and general lack of anything more important to do, you have stumbled upon the "holy grail" of this site. Oh yes, by fact of your sheer presence at our most secret threshold you have demonstrated labyrinthine negotiating competence of the highest caliber. Babies will bounce, women will curtsey, and laboratory rats will grow feint at the mere mention of your name. Allow me to confer upon you the highly coveted title of "fat brain."
And now... be gone with you !
[e-me]